May 2013
pizzaforpresident:
fffcuk:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST...
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway.”
– (via untitledlight)
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
hell4b0ve:
I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK
